For sale – 1 Monster and 1 Minx

For Sale:

  1. 1 x 4 year old Monster.
  2. 1 x 1 year old Minx.
  • Prone to bouts of screaming because you’ve refused to allow them to run across a busy road without looking to say goodbye (yet again) to a random child from nursery or because you’ve made them walk, rather than be carried, to the car (necessary because you are literally – not figuratively – dragging the Monster).
  • Both have excellent lung capacity and can sustain said screaming for an indefinite period of time.
  • The Minx is an excellent clipe and will tell tales on those around her – useful if you need a spy.  Tiring, otherwise.
  • The Monster is a proficient button pusher.

Asking Price – one intact sanity, 24 hours peace and quiet ONO.

Buyer should also note that both Monster and Minx are gorgeous, and capable of melting even the hardest heart with one squeezy cuddle or soggy kiss.

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